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50th Birthday - Clint Rich

Article Date: 
3 February, 2012 (All day)

Look on the bright side, there are several good reasons it’s great to be 50. You have less hair to comb, although you now have to trim your eyebrows, nose, and ears. You can multi task by leaving your teeth at the dentist and running errands at the same time. Fiber becomes the sixth food group, you discover stool softeners, and flatulence is excused.

Auto Insurance becomes cheaper, you can join AARP, and turning off your blinker is now optional. And best of all, you no longer have to follow your little sisters around trying to keep them out of trouble! Happy Birthday brother, we love you.